So that’s what the sprayer on the kitchen sink is for…

“Did Mrs. Todd have a baby shower?”
– Emily, very interested in every aspect of a family friend’s brand new baby

“No. Once you have both a boy and a girl, you generally don’t have baby showers anymore because you already have a lot of baby stuff.”
– Mama

“I know where Mrs. Todd has a baby shower– her sink!!”
– Amanda, very amused by her own joke