Just after arriving home from picking up dinner

“Emily, tell Mama what happened on the way to the pizza store.”
– Daddy, embarrased

“Daddy missed the store!”
– Emily, excited

“He did?”
– Mama, amazed (not!)

“Yeah…and he turned around!”
– Emily, still excited (really!)

“He did a U-turn?”
– Mama

“No, Mama, Daddy turned around!”
– Emily

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