There’s always the alternative

Daughter 1: “Why are boys so boyish?”

Daughter 2: “Duh. Because they’re boys.”

(both sigh)

Me:  “Well, look at it this way: the alternative is for them to be girlish.”

Both girls:  “EWWWWWW!”


This could be messy…

OH: “I get to do science in the bathroom today!”

I’m not entirely certain that I really want more details, but as the teacher, I suppose I should investigate.

(It turns out she was doing an experiment with light, and needed a room with no windows that she could make completely dark.  In our house, that’s the only room that works.)